DDIY Episode 11 - ¿Cómo se dice 'Mountain Closet'?

Hola oyentes y bienvenidos a hacerlo no lo hace usted mismo! ¿Cómo se dice armario montaña? Oh, I'm sorry! I Meant: Hello listeners and welcome to Don't Do It Yourself! This week Zac forgets words and is relentlessly made fun of. We cover some sweet topics like making the coolest band name ever, like... Mountain Closet, or "CLAY AND MIKE ARE DUMB". Then we forge forward into how to use aluminum foil and how to foil your plans to be a forever-cosplayer. So come on.. Don't Do It Yourself!

-Zac

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WikHows:

How to Quit Cosplay

http://www.wikihow.com/Quit-Cosplay

How to Find an Interesting Name for Your Band

http://www.wikihow.com/Find-an-Interesting-Name-for-Your-Band

How to Use Aluminum Foil

http://www.wikihow.com/Use-Aluminum-Foil

Movie Game: Skipped this week!

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DDIY Episode 10 - Raccoon Guardian Angel

Tired of bullies saying you hug too much and make them uncomfortable? Running from robot gimps from the future? Have no fear, listener, because we have options for you to protect yourself in this cold, dark world. Maybe you could enroll in our martial arts school Don’t Dojo Yourself and learn the ancient art of Shock and Caw? If that’s too violent don’t worry, because a little furry Morpheus has got your back in all of life’s problems when we talk about how to be the best guardian angel. It’s going to be like City of Angels without the car crash, with you as Meg Ryan and Nicolas Cage as a raccoon. After that we’ll discuss the masochist apocalypse and then embrace you with open arms and never, ever let go. So come a little closer and Don’t Do It Yourself (ever again)!

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Wikihows:

How to Create Your Own Martial Arts Form

http://www.wikihow.com/Create-Your-Own-Martial-Arts-Form

How to Be Someone’s Guardian Angel

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Someone's-Guardian-Angel

How to Keep Your Friends Hugging

http://www.wikihow.com/Keep-Your-Friends-Hugging

Movie Game: Terminatrix

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DDIY Episode 9 - Dave Navarro Muscle Mech

Hello and welcome to Don't Do It Yourself where we love you and think you are beautiful. No wait! Forget what we just said! Shit, well, on this weeks episode we try to not say I love you and we fail miserably. But pushing forward we give some actual advice on hitting on women in public and we love you. Goddamnit! We are bad at this. So come on, Don't Do It Yourself. (and we love you.)

Here, we made you this portrait out of kisses.

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WikiHows:

#1 How to Avoid Saying I Love You

http://www.wikihow.com/Avoid-Saying-I-Love-You

#2 How to Meet a Nice Girl in a Bistro

http://www.wikihow.com/Meet-a-Nice-Girl-in-a-Bistro

#3 How to Bounce Back from a Bad First Impression

http://www.wikihow.com/Bounce-Back-from-a-Bad-First-Impression

Movie Game:

Deep Impact Lincoln

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DDIY Episode 8 - IAMS Prego

Hello listeners, join us this week as we tackle some tricky topics! If you've ever wondered how to pay attention to boring things or people (or how to weird them out so you don't have to) then you have the right episode. With that helpful information out of the way we move on to an updated, yet messier version of the UFC. If you make it to the end then the this weeks image will make much more sense (Tim, if you see this, we need to talk...), so come on friend, don't do it yourself!

WikiHows:

#1 How to pay attention to boring people or topics.

http://www.wikihow.com/Pay-Attention-to-Boring-People-or-Topics

#2 How to respond to a verbal attack

http://www.wikihow.com/Respond-to-a-Verbal-Attack

#3 How to announce pregnancy to a one night stand

http://www.wikihow.com/Announce-Pregnancy-to-a-One-Night-Stand

Movie Game:

Fear and Loathing and Transformers in Las Vegas

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DDIY Episode 7 - Divorce Horse

After a small hiatus we come back full force with a  jammer's threesome of advice on how to prepare for a date (hint: it requires more than just man-scaping.) Then we flip the whole thing on its head and the divorce horse starts handing out sweet, sweet justice .  There are some things you can't do alone, so come on gang, don't do it yourself.

Wikihows covered

How to prepare for a date

How to ask for a divorce

How to carry on a romantic conversation

Movie Game
Free Willy: There Will Be Blood

So I Married a Titanic Axe Murderer

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DDIY Episode 6 - Pumptagram

This week we get into all things spooky for a special Halloween episode! We have some practical candy checking information from the 90s you can implement.. If you don't die of fright from the super spooky Pumptagram story that is! So dress up like a Spartan and kick a child off your porch, 'cause it's time for Don't Do It Yourself.  

Wikihows covered

How to create your own scary story ( The Legend of Pumptagram)

How to do some good trick or treat tricks on Halloween

How to deter unwanted trick or treaters 

How to check your Halloween candy and How to hide your Halloween candy stash

Movie Game
A Nightmare on the Social Network

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DDIY Episode 5 - 21st Century Sex Ninja

Today we covered Lady Gaga's ascension as a hamburger phoenix, discussed our next business venture as vintners and who to eat first if we find ourselves in desperate situations. Also, this was the 2nd take in a week and for some reason all the cars in Seattle decided to have a car orgy outside our window while recording, so we're sorry about all the noise.  

Wikihows covered

How to be a 21st century sex goddess

How to hustle

How to attract attention when you need rescuing

Recap of lost episode

Movie Game
Indiana Jones and the Time Traveler's Wife

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