DDIY Episode 11 - ¿Cómo se dice 'Mountain Closet'?

Hola oyentes y bienvenidos a hacerlo no lo hace usted mismo! ¿Cómo se dice armario montaña? Oh, I'm sorry! I Meant: Hello listeners and welcome to Don't Do It Yourself! This week Zac forgets words and is relentlessly made fun of. We cover some sweet topics like making the coolest band name ever, like... Mountain Closet, or "CLAY AND MIKE ARE DUMB". Then we forge forward into how to use aluminum foil and how to foil your plans to be a forever-cosplayer. So come on.. Don't Do It Yourself!

-Zac

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WikHows:

How to Quit Cosplay

http://www.wikihow.com/Quit-Cosplay

How to Find an Interesting Name for Your Band

http://www.wikihow.com/Find-an-Interesting-Name-for-Your-Band

How to Use Aluminum Foil

http://www.wikihow.com/Use-Aluminum-Foil

Movie Game: Skipped this week!

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DDIY Episode 10 - Raccoon Guardian Angel

Tired of bullies saying you hug too much and make them uncomfortable? Running from robot gimps from the future? Have no fear, listener, because we have options for you to protect yourself in this cold, dark world. Maybe you could enroll in our martial arts school Don’t Dojo Yourself and learn the ancient art of Shock and Caw? If that’s too violent don’t worry, because a little furry Morpheus has got your back in all of life’s problems when we talk about how to be the best guardian angel. It’s going to be like City of Angels without the car crash, with you as Meg Ryan and Nicolas Cage as a raccoon. After that we’ll discuss the masochist apocalypse and then embrace you with open arms and never, ever let go. So come a little closer and Don’t Do It Yourself (ever again)!

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Wikihows:

How to Create Your Own Martial Arts Form

http://www.wikihow.com/Create-Your-Own-Martial-Arts-Form

How to Be Someone’s Guardian Angel

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Someone's-Guardian-Angel

How to Keep Your Friends Hugging

http://www.wikihow.com/Keep-Your-Friends-Hugging

Movie Game: Terminatrix

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DDIY Episode 9 - Dave Navarro Muscle Mech

Hello and welcome to Don't Do It Yourself where we love you and think you are beautiful. No wait! Forget what we just said! Shit, well, on this weeks episode we try to not say I love you and we fail miserably. But pushing forward we give some actual advice on hitting on women in public and we love you. Goddamnit! We are bad at this. So come on, Don't Do It Yourself. (and we love you.)

Here, we made you this portrait out of kisses.

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WikiHows:

#1 How to Avoid Saying I Love You

http://www.wikihow.com/Avoid-Saying-I-Love-You

#2 How to Meet a Nice Girl in a Bistro

http://www.wikihow.com/Meet-a-Nice-Girl-in-a-Bistro

#3 How to Bounce Back from a Bad First Impression

http://www.wikihow.com/Bounce-Back-from-a-Bad-First-Impression

Movie Game:

Deep Impact Lincoln

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DDIY Episode 8 - IAMS Prego

Hello listeners, join us this week as we tackle some tricky topics! If you've ever wondered how to pay attention to boring things or people (or how to weird them out so you don't have to) then you have the right episode. With that helpful information out of the way we move on to an updated, yet messier version of the UFC. If you make it to the end then the this weeks image will make much more sense (Tim, if you see this, we need to talk...), so come on friend, don't do it yourself!

WikiHows:

#1 How to pay attention to boring people or topics.

http://www.wikihow.com/Pay-Attention-to-Boring-People-or-Topics

#2 How to respond to a verbal attack

http://www.wikihow.com/Respond-to-a-Verbal-Attack

#3 How to announce pregnancy to a one night stand

http://www.wikihow.com/Announce-Pregnancy-to-a-One-Night-Stand

Movie Game:

Fear and Loathing and Transformers in Las Vegas

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DDIY Episode 7 - Divorce Horse

After a small hiatus we come back full force with a  jammer's threesome of advice on how to prepare for a date (hint: it requires more than just man-scaping.) Then we flip the whole thing on its head and the divorce horse starts handing out sweet, sweet justice .  There are some things you can't do alone, so come on gang, don't do it yourself.

Wikihows covered

How to prepare for a date

How to ask for a divorce

How to carry on a romantic conversation

Movie Game
Free Willy: There Will Be Blood

So I Married a Titanic Axe Murderer

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DDIY Episode 6 - Pumptagram

This week we get into all things spooky for a special Halloween episode! We have some practical candy checking information from the 90s you can implement.. If you don't die of fright from the super spooky Pumptagram story that is! So dress up like a Spartan and kick a child off your porch, 'cause it's time for Don't Do It Yourself.  

Wikihows covered

How to create your own scary story ( The Legend of Pumptagram)

How to do some good trick or treat tricks on Halloween

How to deter unwanted trick or treaters 

How to check your Halloween candy and How to hide your Halloween candy stash

Movie Game
A Nightmare on the Social Network

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DDIY Episode 5 - 21st Century Sex Ninja

Today we covered Lady Gaga's ascension as a hamburger phoenix, discussed our next business venture as vintners and who to eat first if we find ourselves in desperate situations. Also, this was the 2nd take in a week and for some reason all the cars in Seattle decided to have a car orgy outside our window while recording, so we're sorry about all the noise.  

Wikihows covered

How to be a 21st century sex goddess

How to hustle

How to attract attention when you need rescuing

Recap of lost episode

Movie Game
Indiana Jones and the Time Traveler's Wife

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DDIY Prepisode 3 - Like Taking DNA from a Baby

(Our recording got wiped this week, so we made another and are putting that one together now. This is part of our pre-episodes, where we were trying to figure this whole thing out.)

Are you mainly interested in: baby astronauts, tin foil grills, spilling on yourself, or having a never-ending goldfish? This episode is for you! Have you ever wondered if you have a child you don't know about? Yeah, me either, but we help damn it! We spark it off with how to avoid any awkward situation with a sweet, stylish new handshake, so grab your best friend and Don't Do It Yourself.

Wikihows covered

How to make a cool handshake

How to ask for a raise

How to find out if you have a child you don’t know about

How to cope with an irrational fear of tinfoil

How to start a cult

How to make everyone want to read your diary

How to make a goldfish live for decades/Zac spills on himself

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DDIY Episode 4 - Buttered Bird Pole

If you need to get drug-dealing squirrels out of your neighborhood bird feeder, then this isn't going to be helpful at all! Feel free to break those down for a choose-your-own-adventure including militias, buttered bird poles, and a cocaine ghost! If that isn't good enough, we go in-depth how to deal with your half-scorpion/half-woman girlfriend. All these plus a weird conversation about carnivorous weed plants, so come on, Don't Do It Yourself!

Wikihows covered

How to get rid of drug dealers in your neighborhood

How to stop squirrels from eating your birdseed

How to love a scorpio(n) woman

Requested How To:"How to be a producer better so I can earn enough money to feed my plants"

Movie Game

Thorface

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DDIY Episode 3 - Teddy and the Gimp

WOO-WEE! Wrap me up in a steak suit and call me baby, 'cause we're going cougar hunting this week! And I don't mean Janet in accounting, because following our own advice, we got her ass fired. These fun topics plus a delicate chat about diaper fetishes... which I guess you can't do alone, so.. Don't Do It Yourself!

Wikihows covered

How to get someone fired at work

How to prepare kids for cougar (mountain lion) encounters

How to cope with being a diaper lover

Movie Game

Twitanic

Supersized Silence of the Lambs

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DDIY Episode 2 - Welcome to the Shank Tank

After arguing the Pointillist vs. Pugilist debate, we dive into a dolphin tank to tackle the difficult question of how to get that mammals' blood! Not sure if we helped on the home fire drill, but you might want to consult a lawyer before proceeding. All of this and more Harry Potter puns than you can shake a broom at. So come on, Don't Do It Yourself!

Wikihows covered

How to be a successful busker

(The whitest retraction)

How to conduct a home fire drill

How to get a blood sample from a trained dolphin

Movie Game:

Crouching Tiger, Harry Potter

Kill Bill: Taxi Driver "Thwapping Speed"

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DDIY Prepisode 2 - Pedophile Dracula

We are sitting out front of a Staples in Montana, stealing their wifi, to bring you the episode this week. It is vacation time for the DDIY crew. Episode 2 will be up when we return to sunny Seattle Tuesday. This week we help out with some of life's hardest questions, like how do you take care of a camel or a secret lover. Until next time, UngoogleYoSelf.

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Covered Wikihows

How to let adventure be the rule, not the exception, in your life

How to regain control of a spooked camel

How to have a secret relationship

How to ungoogle yourself

How to get away from a loverboy/pimp

DDIY Episode 1 - Dire Wolf Full of Cats

On this flagship episode we chronicle the sad life of a lonely diorama maker. But don't get too upset, we tackle a much softer topic later: cats! You've got the questions, and we can help. So come on, don't do it yourself!

Movie Game: Why you shouldn't live with a rapper, corporeal or not.

DDIY Podcast Episode 1 - Dire wolf full of cats.mp3

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Covered Wikihows

How to collect tips as an exotic dancer                                                 
How to be enigmatic                                                                                    
How to sneak your cat into work                                                          
Requested How To:  How to tell if a diamond is real

Movie game
8 miles of paranormal activity

DDIY Prepisode 1 - Spouse Papoose

(Part of our pre-episodes, where we were trying to figure this whole 'podcasting' thing out. We'll be putting these out with our actual episodes until we are caught up!)

Ever wondered about Bigfoot/Mermaid interactions? Neither had we until this weeks episode! We also get to heart of being seductive.. and when NOT to use it! Also: no drowing! 

Covered Wikihows

How to smile with your eyes

How to eat chocolate seductively

How to avoid drowning

How to care for a shocked hamster

How to become a mermaid/merman

How to search for Bigfoot

How to not avoid dating if you are married

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