DDIY 30 - It's Hard to Put a Thong on a Tree

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Episode 30 contains our least actionable advice for the average person. But maybe you're not the average person. Maybe you want to be a part-time banker, part-time lumberjack. Maybe all the kids at school keep stoning you, Old Testament style, and you need a defensive plan. Or maybe you want to cut down on funeral expenses by being eaten by fire ants. We're not gonna judge. Unless you have a philosophy degree. Or haven't seen Fern Gully. 

WikiHows:

How to Become a Banker/Lumberjack

(I think Wikihow got a hand of this one and removed it)

How to Survive a Stoning at School

http://www.wikihow.com/Survive-a-Stoning-at-School

How to Reduce Funeral Expenses

http://www.wikihow.com/Reduce-Funeral-Expenses

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DDIY 29 - Shark on Skateboards

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Sorry we were busy catching rays and didn't put out an episode last week. We made you this mixtape of wikihows. There's all the old classics. How to fight a shark in air, land, sea and fire. Most of the answers are "stab it". How to get a cat to like you (drugs). If you listen closely, you can hear where a car almost slams into the room we are recording in, which is apparently full of things Mike has licked. And finally, how to be merry every day but Christmas, where we teach you how to lose friends, alienate people, and be declared a sex offender for sneaking into children's rooms and telling them Vietnam stories. We're not very good at instructions, but we are good at mixtapes.

WikiHows:

How to Kill a Shark

http://www.wikihow.com/Kill-a-Shark

How to Get a Cat to Like You

http://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Cat-to-Like-You

How to Be Merry Every Day Until Christmas

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-%22Merry%22-Every-Day-Until-Christmas

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iTunes Link?  Yessir

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DDIY 28 (w/@Scott_Losse) - Bear School

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This week we're joined by comedian Scott Losse (@Scott_Losse) to talk about bears, loneliness and strategically hiding bras around your apartment so your girlfriend will break up with you. We figure out how to end the war in the Middle East (hint: it involves bears on bears), how to deal with your sadness with paper lanterns, cameras and streams and finally the strangest SAT question that has ever been asked.

WikiHows:

How to Build a Bear School

http://www.wikihow.com/Have-a-Build-a-Bear-School

How to Be Lonely But Still Have Fun

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Lonely%2C-but-Still-Have-Fun

How to Find Out If Your Girlfriend is Checking Your Bedroom

http://www.wikihow.com/Find-Out-if-Your-Girlfriend-Is-Checking-Your-Bedroom

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DDIY 27 - Letting the cat (blood) out of the bag

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This week we talk about cat murder, a lot. If you aren't a fan of that, we're so sorry. We also talk about how to catch a hamster, Julia Child,  Easter, drugs, the Great Depression, salsa dinner, popcorn beds, how to get fat arms, and Clay makes a horrible hamburger confession. But mostly cat murder. Sorry cats.

WikiHows:

How to Catch a Hamster

http://www.wikihow.com/Catch-a-Hamster

How to Apply Lessons Learned from the Great Depression

http://www.wikihow.com/Apply-Lessons-Learned-from-the-Great-Depression

How to Get Big Arms

http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Big-Arms

DDIY 26 - Dumpster Party

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Just what is "Trashcore?" How do I spice up kissing? How do I annoy the shit of my girlfriend? Have those questions really been bothering you? Well don't you worry, because we got you covered. By the end of this you'll have your clothes roulette list all typed up, you'll be itching for a second Alien-style mouth made for smooching, and you'll be checking everyone's genital heat. When the cops ask, don't tell them you got that last one from us. Please.

WikiHows:

How to Be Trashcore

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Trashcore

How to Act Silly With Your Girlfriend

http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Silly-with-Your-Girlfriend

How to Spice Up Kissing

http://www.wikihow.com/Spice-up-Kissing

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Movie Game:  Not this week!

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DDIY 25 (w\ Astronautalis) - Handjobs and Haircuts

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This week were are joined by rapper Astronautalis to talk about how to make a rap video, but mostly restaurants that also give sexual favors. We apologize for the recording quality, we did it in the green room before the show and it sounds we are trapped inside of a well in space. 

Topics: Andy, Rap Videos, Twerk Cameras, Handjobs and Haircuts, Sexual Favor Restaurants, Vampire Names, George Clinton as a Vampire,  Steppenwolf

WikiHows:

How to Make a Professional Rap Music Video (with Astronautalis)

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Professional-Rap-Music-Video

How to Choose Your Vampire Name

http://www.wikihow.com/Choose-Your-Vampire-Name

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Movie Game:  Not this week!

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DDIY 24 - Don't Prank Me, Bro

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Just in time for upcoming April Fool's Day, we are giving advice on how to be a master prankster. Also covered is how to pretend that you know about sports and what to do if you look.....unfortunate.

Topics: Gerbil Astronaut, Anti-Swing, Sport Zac, Don't Prank Me Bro, Sex Amigo, Prankenstein part II, The Carrot Top Conundrum, Barber College, The Bullwinkle Effect 

WikiHows:

How to Fake Knowledge of Sports

http://www.wikihow.com/Fake-Knowledge-of-Sports

How to Become a Master April Fool's Day Prankster

http://www.wikihow.com/Become-a-Master-April-Fool%27s-Day-Prankster

How to Be Pretty If You Are Unfortunate With Your Looks

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Pretty-if-You-Are-Unfortunate-With-Your-Looks

Got a suggested how-to? Send it our way!

Movie Game:  Not this week!

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