Friday, March 28, 2014

DDIY 23 - Butt Beaver






3 guys take the strangest Wikihows they can find and try to come up with new step-by-step instructions. It gets out of control pretty quickly.
This Week: How to Start a Cult, How to Charge Crystals for Healing, How to Hire a Nanny that your Spouse Won't Sleep With.
Talking Points: Butt Beaver, Wormverse, The Basket, Naming Convention, Crystal Marital Aid, Xanex Rock Candy, Mrs. Doubtfire.


WikiHows:
How to Start a Cult
How to Charge Crystals for Healing
How to Hire a Nanny that Who Won't Hit on Your Spouse




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Friday, March 14, 2014

DDIY 22 - Air Bud XXII: Air Wolf




Did you know that if you give someone a swirly with a bidet it's called a squirty? Or that a 'Wolf guy' was either someone you bought wolves from or a lazy werewolf? Neither did we. This episode is all about social interaction and how everyone is bad at it, especially us but ESPECIALLY everyone on Wikihow. 


WikiHows:
How to Find a Wolf Guy
How to Make a Person Feel Awkward

Requested How To: What's the Next Move After Internet Creeping?

How to Make Friends With a Guy You Just Met




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Friday, March 7, 2014

DDIY 21 (w/ Shelby @Smelbz) - I Regret That: A Memoir





The week we are joined by Shelby (@Smelbz) to talk about relationship advice, underwater fencing, tv's greatest treasure Cops, and the importance of toilet functionality at parties. We also spoil the end of The Grapes of Wrath.


WikiHows:
How to Accept that the Good Guy's Gone Bad
How to Get Your Overly Sensitive Boyfriend to Dump You
How to Understand Fencing Tactics as a Spectator
SPEED Round:  How to Be the Man



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Movie Game:  The Truman Showgirls

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Friday, February 28, 2014

DDIY 20 - From Russia with Man Love






This week we turn to the sexier side of Wikihow. We give our always incredibly helpful advice on how to email boys and how to ask someone to stop sexting you. We try to get a baby to pay attention while getting their picture taken but end up hiring strippers.A cursing ABBA cover band, a lot of Harry Potter drug jokes and  porn titles round it out to make this our most sexually explicit episode yet! Enjoy?


WikiHows:
How to Get Someone to Stop Sexting You
How to Email Boys
How to Start a Wizard Rock Band (Wrock Band)

Requested: 
Twitter @MaggieV777 "How to get a baby to pay attention when trying to take their pic"




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Movie Game:  30 Days of Knightrider

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Friday, February 21, 2014

DDIY 19 - Dr. Frankenstein, D.D.D.S.

Brought to you by BurpIt! Hamburgers and Rocket Pizza





Frankenstein is a dragon doctor, Zac's gonna ride that big pinewood derby all the way to heaven, condoms are hidden EVERYWHERE, and someone should have made a western about osteoporosis. Sorry about the picture, Sarah Wilson.


WikiHows:
How to Plan Your Own Funeral
How to Hide a Condom
How to Switchword Your Way Into the Vortex


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Friday, February 7, 2014

DDIY 17 - We're Sochi Excited





Today we talk about the Olympics, Russia, moving to Seattle, and an awful death that can happen to YOU. If you ski. Well, if you ski near trees. This episode also completes our descent into madness. 

Topics include: Putin on your chest, Russian Dracula, Borsch coat, Ostrich in a borsch coat, Usain Bolt Jesus Lizard,John Candy is a paddleboat, Bobcat Goldthwait being pulled by bobcats on a bobsled, Ski jump archery/mixed martial arts.


WikiHows:
How to Blend in When Travelling in Russia
http://www.wikihow.com/Blend-in-when-Travelling-in-Russia
How to Escape a Tree Well when Skiing
http://www.wikihow.com/Escape-a-Tree-Well-when-Skiing
How to Create a Sport
http://www.wikihow.com/Create-a-Sport

Requested How to from @TheRosskonian : "How does one make a fresh start in Seattle?"


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Movie Game:  Cool Blade Runnings

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