DDIY 30 - It's Hard to Put a Thong on a Tree

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Episode 30 contains our least actionable advice for the average person. But maybe you're not the average person. Maybe you want to be a part-time banker, part-time lumberjack. Maybe all the kids at school keep stoning you, Old Testament style, and you need a defensive plan. Or maybe you want to cut down on funeral expenses by being eaten by fire ants. We're not gonna judge. Unless you have a philosophy degree. Or haven't seen Fern Gully. 

WikiHows:

How to Become a Banker/Lumberjack

(I think Wikihow got a hand of this one and removed it)

How to Survive a Stoning at School

http://www.wikihow.com/Survive-a-Stoning-at-School

How to Reduce Funeral Expenses

http://www.wikihow.com/Reduce-Funeral-Expenses

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DDIY 29 - Shark on Skateboards

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Sorry we were busy catching rays and didn't put out an episode last week. We made you this mixtape of wikihows. There's all the old classics. How to fight a shark in air, land, sea and fire. Most of the answers are "stab it". How to get a cat to like you (drugs). If you listen closely, you can hear where a car almost slams into the room we are recording in, which is apparently full of things Mike has licked. And finally, how to be merry every day but Christmas, where we teach you how to lose friends, alienate people, and be declared a sex offender for sneaking into children's rooms and telling them Vietnam stories. We're not very good at instructions, but we are good at mixtapes.

WikiHows:

How to Kill a Shark

http://www.wikihow.com/Kill-a-Shark

How to Get a Cat to Like You

http://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Cat-to-Like-You

How to Be Merry Every Day Until Christmas

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-%22Merry%22-Every-Day-Until-Christmas

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