DDIY Episode 6 - Pumptagram

This week we get into all things spooky for a special Halloween episode! We have some practical candy checking information from the 90s you can implement.. If you don't die of fright from the super spooky Pumptagram story that is! So dress up like a Spartan and kick a child off your porch, 'cause it's time for Don't Do It Yourself.  

Wikihows covered

How to create your own scary story ( The Legend of Pumptagram)

How to do some good trick or treat tricks on Halloween

How to deter unwanted trick or treaters 

How to check your Halloween candy and How to hide your Halloween candy stash

Movie Game
A Nightmare on the Social Network

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DDIY Episode 5 - 21st Century Sex Ninja

Today we covered Lady Gaga's ascension as a hamburger phoenix, discussed our next business venture as vintners and who to eat first if we find ourselves in desperate situations. Also, this was the 2nd take in a week and for some reason all the cars in Seattle decided to have a car orgy outside our window while recording, so we're sorry about all the noise.  

Wikihows covered

How to be a 21st century sex goddess

How to hustle

How to attract attention when you need rescuing

Recap of lost episode

Movie Game
Indiana Jones and the Time Traveler's Wife

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DDIY Prepisode 3 - Like Taking DNA from a Baby

(Our recording got wiped this week, so we made another and are putting that one together now. This is part of our pre-episodes, where we were trying to figure this whole thing out.)

Are you mainly interested in: baby astronauts, tin foil grills, spilling on yourself, or having a never-ending goldfish? This episode is for you! Have you ever wondered if you have a child you don't know about? Yeah, me either, but we help damn it! We spark it off with how to avoid any awkward situation with a sweet, stylish new handshake, so grab your best friend and Don't Do It Yourself.

Wikihows covered

How to make a cool handshake

How to ask for a raise

How to find out if you have a child you don’t know about

How to cope with an irrational fear of tinfoil

How to start a cult

How to make everyone want to read your diary

How to make a goldfish live for decades/Zac spills on himself

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DDIY Episode 4 - Buttered Bird Pole

If you need to get drug-dealing squirrels out of your neighborhood bird feeder, then this isn't going to be helpful at all! Feel free to break those down for a choose-your-own-adventure including militias, buttered bird poles, and a cocaine ghost! If that isn't good enough, we go in-depth how to deal with your half-scorpion/half-woman girlfriend. All these plus a weird conversation about carnivorous weed plants, so come on, Don't Do It Yourself!

Wikihows covered

How to get rid of drug dealers in your neighborhood

How to stop squirrels from eating your birdseed

How to love a scorpio(n) woman

Requested How To:"How to be a producer better so I can earn enough money to feed my plants"

Movie Game

Thorface

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DDIY Episode 3 - Teddy and the Gimp

WOO-WEE! Wrap me up in a steak suit and call me baby, 'cause we're going cougar hunting this week! And I don't mean Janet in accounting, because following our own advice, we got her ass fired. These fun topics plus a delicate chat about diaper fetishes... which I guess you can't do alone, so.. Don't Do It Yourself!

Wikihows covered

How to get someone fired at work

How to prepare kids for cougar (mountain lion) encounters

How to cope with being a diaper lover

Movie Game

Twitanic

Supersized Silence of the Lambs

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DDIY 3 - Teddy and the Gimp

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