Monday, April 6, 2015

Don't Blog it Yourself

We haven't been using this blog since we were talking about butt-touching robots. Honestly, we forgot it existed. If you want any/all of our episodes, just use the links below!


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Friday, July 11, 2014

DDIY 37 - Isaac Assimov's I, Robutt






What if it was the future? What if there were flying cars, Terminators that looked like cougars, aliens hiding among us named Herman Being, and a robot in every house programmed to touch butts? Well this week we talk about all of that, except the flying cars. We'll show you how to let people know you want to hang out with them later, establish you are not crazy and are actually Herman Melville, and how to act drunk. You know, things you need to know how to do because you are TOTALLY a human and not an alien and/or robot programmed to touch butts.
Wikihows Covered
How to Let People Know You Want to Hang Out With Them in the Future

How to Act Drunk

Requested from @nictschubsen:  How to convince people you’re not a crazy person when it’s been established that you’re a crazy person

Wednesday, July 2, 2014

DDIY 36 - InDDIYpendence Day







Happy fourth of July! This week we are doing a show on the good ole' US of A! We talk about the most offensive Taz tattoo, ask NASA to hold our beer and talk about how Jesus made the Grand Canyon. Also we finally move the Rocky movies into the Marvel universe with super heroine Annette Gunn, the flagpole dancer that shoots t-shirt cannon nets who is also Tommy Gunn's daughter. Also we share more awful confessions. 
Wikihows Covered
How To Go All out on Patriotic Day (x2!)

How To Be a Freedom Girl

Requested from @nichtschubsen : How to brainwash yourself into or out of something to make your life less miserable.




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Friday, June 27, 2014

DDIY 35 - Prenuptial Eagle!







Wikihows:
How to smoke a cigarette in Paris. How to ask your parents about puberty. How to decide who gets the pet in a divorce.
Discussed: 
Curly wig condoms, smoking baguettes, french in a southern accent, bilingual kissing sister-brothers, Elvira and condoms, puberty supplies, Prenuptial Eagle, divorce clause claws, Bar King the drunk dog, cholo eagle.
Wikihows Covered
How to smoke a cigarette in Paris

How to ask your parents about puberty

How to decide who gets the pet in a divorce


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Friday, June 20, 2014

DDIY 34 (w/ Michael Alm) - Consult the Runes, Ghostfucker








This week we are joined by the amazingly talented artist Michael Alm (http://www.michaelalm.com/) , so of course we squander his knowledge and talk to him exclusively about ghosts and the paranormal. Instead of a Wikihow, Michael brings in runes which we use to solve some wikihows. The runes apparently want Mike gay and pregnant, and for us to bang the ghosts out of homes for fun and profit. This might be my favorite episode. 
Wikihows Covered
How to Resolve a Poltergeist

How to Avoid Encounters with Ghosts and the Paranormal (Runic Edition)

How to Get a Ghost Out of Your House (Runic Edition)


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DDIY 33 - Real Doll Police Party




Cops and parties don’t mix. So how do you stop the fuzz from breaking up your recreation of House Party? Easy, pretend it was ghosts. Or cats. Or that you are having a Real Doll party for one. Or just leave and never look back. We talk about this, how to cope with commercials (also, dear police, we promise if Flo dies this week that it wasn’t Mike) and finally how to convince your girlfriend that you are the sweetest guy she’s ever known. Well, Mike and Zac do. Clay tips his hand once more that he’s kind of the worst. This, plus we talk about Multiplicity.

WikiHows:
How to Deal with the Police When They Come to Your Door at a Party

How to Cope with Commercials

How to Convince Your Girlfriend That You Are the Sweetest Guy She's Ever Known



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Friday, June 6, 2014

DDIY 32 - Geriatric Panopticon





Today we actually give our most actionable advice. For instance, the best way to insult someone you are going to fight? Read their Facebook statuses out loud. Best way to have a horse? Don't, just work for Horse Minutes. Do you know how many HMPG (Horse Minutes Per Gallon) you get? We have a very convoluted mathematical solution for you that involves worm seconds and dog years. Want to make sure your grandma is ok? Send her to the Panopticon Retirement Home and rest easy that there are always eyes on her. Always.



WikiHows:
How to Trash Talk

How to Buy a Horse

How to Spy on Neighbors



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